Gunnar Alden

A cute, adorable, sweet and geeky boy. He is typically characterised by his giant elephant ears and his lopsided grin. His eyes sparkle when he smiles. Gunnar is cute, sweet, smart, talented, and creative. He is an emotional boy. He is as unique and as special as they come.
Geek. He loves Star Wars and math and cuddling, as well.

Girl 1: Damn, that boy is so geeky and akward... But I adore him...
Girl 2: He's your Gunnar Alden

by Sorrythen April 15, 2011

dj alden

DJ Alden is a really good DJ and friend to me. Yes, I’m friends with a DJ!!!!!

Oh wow, he’s as good a friend as DJ Alden

by Aidanc242 May 16, 2018

dirty alden

When you get you’re penis stuck inside a quesadilla

Dang bro I’m sorry I was late I had a dirty Alden today.

by Yuhhhj April 15, 2020

Julianna Alden

A spork with the head of a shaved donkey

Julianna Alden! That discustang

by Julianna alden July 14, 2019

alden-test

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

Go Alden-test that riser and see if the yard line has water in it.

by Wrk4skoal August 3, 2020

Alden Glaz

The famous arch nemesis of Jared Beam private I (The I stands for investigator).

Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.

He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.

Notable quotes from Alden Glaz:

Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!

by The Private I May 9, 2022

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020