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Alanis Morton

A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.
Alanis Morton I'm happy that i know you.
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Alanis

A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.
Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo
by Seth N Seth March 7, 2019
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Alanis

Alanis, the Regina George of middle school and high school. She may be pretty but don't get fooled like in the song lucid dreams "who knew evil girls had the prettiest face" that's Alanis. Talks shit about everyone but never says it to their face. she is so mean and a big ass bully. She is flat asf even though she think she thicc. Don't mess with an Alanis they are fake and aren't worth your time.
Damn, that Alanis is a fake bitch.
by Dat one hoe March 3, 2019
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alanisse

A THICKKKK GIRL that’s pretty adorable and crazy
Yo alanisse smashed my Xbox but she adorable af
by Klrpuppy May 14, 2018
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alanis morisetting

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.
"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"
by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014
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Alanis

A beautiful girl loves having fun has a lot of friend, she’s really friendly the person on this earth that doesn’t have and Alanis on their life they are unlucky has a perfect body that everyone is jealous of she’s really attractive like very single person can like her perfect eyes kinda strange cause they change but they still really special,perfect fucking hair like everyone will like to have it, she loves animal she’s a cuddly person so get your ass up and find you and Alanis
Oh man see that girl she’s definitely and Alanis
by Fabiola Sofía July 27, 2018
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alanise

A beautiful girl who can be trusted

You can count on her
Alanise is an amazing person
by Arnold Heinz November 25, 2018
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