When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Fleur has apotion fatigue, all she wants is a scruffy little terrier who won't drag her Mother In Law across busy roads or kill innocent cats. She's hopeful the Dogs Trust will rescue the situation
by Dog-tired September 16, 2021
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by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
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Jane: wow sucks … have you considered adogtion?
Jane: wow sucks … have you considered adogtion?
by Dogter Phil August 6, 2022
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Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless
Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing
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by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023
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