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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Apotion

When you're sooooo dog tired of the UK dog adoption system that using all the letters in the correct order is just too much.
Fleur has apotion fatigue, all she wants is a scruffy little terrier who won't drag her Mother In Law across busy roads or kill innocent cats. She's hopeful the Dogs Trust will rescue the situation
by Dog-tired September 16, 2021
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adoption vibes

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
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Adogtion

When the normal human desire for raising children is instead displaced towards a canine.
Kelly: I mean, we’re so lonely, you know, but the apartment is so tiny, and we can’t afford a kid.
Jane: wow sucks … have you considered adogtion?
by Dogter Phil August 6, 2022
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Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.
Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing
by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023
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adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.
"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."
by Blasekiller February 1, 2024
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Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN
Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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