accidental pussy

having sex with someone new without ever intending to.

Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012

Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016

milktruck accident

When a woman receives a such a large facial, it looks like a milktruck accident.

Didn't you see her after she was done with the gangbang, she looked like she had been in a milktruck accident.

by Hemphill Hellion October 17, 2013

'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

by DanteM August 29, 2005

acidemic

When someone goes to college to study academics, but gets hooked on Acid instead.

He made some new friends at the University of Arizone while studying the effects of acidemics.

by BigT66 February 28, 2016

Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.

Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021