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Pre-Mature Send-aculation

When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write
Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.
by Maheine Asmelly May 9, 2011
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Adubation

The process of something or someone becoming inadequate.
Liam recently went through adubation
by Arnie Kamzoil May 2, 2005
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Ablatio Penis

To have a penis cut off during circumcision. Resulting in sexual reassignment of a male (XY), to a Female (XX). Normally includes use of hormone therapy, and results in phyco-sexual abnormalities.
Example 1
Mike: Man, that chick looks like a total dude.
Andrew: Yeah, she most likely has an ablatio penis.

Example 2
Mike: Hey lets go out tonight and get trashed.
Andrew: Nah, Im just going to stay in tonight.
Mike: What do you have an Ablatio Penis?
by Michael Schmidtt January 26, 2009
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ablasion

another word for fire. (uh-blay-zhuhn)
"Oh my! That is a mighty big ablasion!"
by Danielle M November 6, 2006
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premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
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Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.
Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.
by editiorial editor November 4, 2009
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Self Adulation

One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.

Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.


Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.

It is possible to: "WWJD"

It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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