The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

Do I need to explain?

Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

by Memes n’ stuff June 1, 2020

above the influence

Being so high that you are indeed ABOVE the influence, rather than below it.

"Damn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!"

"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."

by cheez1234 July 26, 2009

above-ground gene pool

Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.

Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019

ink above the stink

a tatoo on a womans back above her ass. Also known as a tramp stamp. Often the tatoo is flowers, wings, or tribal.

When she turned on her barstool, I saw she had ink above the stink and i lost interest in the ho.

by rednblueb April 4, 2009

Above the Influence

A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it

1
Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right
Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons

2
Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!
Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome
Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?

3
Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded
Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?

4
Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?
Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.
Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?

by BoredNHigh January 7, 2009

above the rim

Playing to a level that is far above what the other players are doing. Using strategies that are not fathomed by 99% of the general public. Generally used in poker but can reach to other games such as scrabble, golf, and guitar hero. You must be careful when playing above the rim (ATR) because 'when you are above the rim, everyone can see you'.

"Wow, wow, did you really minraise that with just middle pair, that was so above the rim."

"Yea, Mike Rizz will be here later. Be carefull in pots against him, he plays above the rim"

by Michael Rizzuto May 8, 2008