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i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.
Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'
by niqht June 11, 2018
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abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.
by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006
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abnormal

This particle isn´t moving like it´s supposed to, it´s abnormal.
by J/M/T/M November 4, 2003
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Aboriginal Hebrew

Aboriginal Hebrews are both Aboriginal americans and hebrew people who've been in ancient America For the longest times in American Archeology B.C. to be exact way before Columbus stepped foot on American soil, there are ancient artifacts that factually proves this to be correct .
I'm an Aboriginal hebrew and our melanated people have been in America since ancient times even before Christ , we are both aboriginal americans and Hebrews we are one.
by Spokentruth October 13, 2019
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Aborphins

The endorphins released in your brain after an abortion.
I was feelin' a little depressed this week until this morning's trip to the clinic. Now I'm riding an awesome wave of aborphins!
by Bruce from Family Guy October 23, 2010
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aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
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abort the food baby

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.
by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010
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