Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

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I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

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Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

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A Daily Robert

The act of taking a piss or going to the bathroom in any form at the same time daily; preferably between 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM.

"Dude where are you going?"
"I'll be right back I just have to take A Daily Robert."
"Ah, okay."

by 122344a March 6, 2013

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drop ya like a used rubber

1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.

2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.

1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.

2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.

by Ed Schutte March 25, 2008

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