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Mosed

To flake; to ditch or bail last minute; to mislead about future plans; or to completely bounce without goodbye.
Where is Daryl at? I can't find him anywhere. He must have mosed.
by Moses1011 June 7, 2011
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The Moses

A sex move; when she is menstruating and you part her vagina lips with your hands to lick her clitoris. Therefore, parting the red sea.
My chick was raggin' last night so I did The Moses before I ate her out.
by P.C Rickshaw October 16, 2010
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Moses

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.
"Wow, you gave me a moses!"
by Kersmith April 13, 2006
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Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips
Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea
by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020
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moses

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.
by Dusten October 15, 2006
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Mose

Indentation on your face located just under your nose and above your upper lip. Derived from words mouth and nose.
Over the weekend I went to the salon where they waxed my mose.
by oy! September 11, 2006
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mose

Its the sneeze between your mouth and your nose.
I didn't know if the sneeze was going to come out of my nose, therefore requiring a Kleenex or my mouth, requiring a "bless you", it was a "mose"
by teegray September 9, 2010
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