there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007

National send a booty pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on june 20th..so send a booty pic to a friend or who ever

Its national send a booty pic day so send a booty pic

by Beanz_19 June 19, 2018

cutie with a booty

a hot chick with a class ass, a knockout babe who has an ass of exquiste portion

Tonya was so hot and that ass, she's a cutie with a booty.

by devildog June 1, 2006

tooty fruity what a booty

Slang. It’s what you say when you see someone’s ass you like.

Damn bro! Look at that ass! Tooty fruity what a booty! Wym? It’s what you say when you see someone’s ass you like. Ahh ok lmao

by B-rizzle October 28, 2019

National send a booty pic day

Send a booty pick to ur lover if u love them.

Send me a booty pic since it's national send a booty pic day .

by Daddy 246 April 19, 2019