Hodge

(n.) One who is a complete ass whilst being in class.

OR

(n.) The jerk of the world.

Ryan was being stupid when he was "playing for keeps".

What a hodge!

by Oh, you know. Ballin' as usual February 16, 2010

hodging

When a women or sexually confused man (or family member in willows) not only inserts the full length of the erect penis into his or her mouth but also holds both balls in the mouth as well.

That girl was a pro she was hodging me while watching TV.

by The Newt April 1, 2008

Hodge

(v) To improvise a solution to something from an assortment of items. Derived from Hodge podge

After the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling, John hodged something up and was able to get it up and working again.

I really don't know what the report is supposed to be about, so I'll just hodge something together and hand it in.

by Sven452 January 20, 2009

hodge

shortened version of Hodgenville, birthplace of the late Abraham Lincoln. Used to transition to a different subject in conversation.

chico: do you want to be my girlfriend?
chica: hmm hodge, please?

by habamttons January 31, 2007

to hodge

to hodge is to be a gay chav who bosses people around and jizzes over ccf

i hodged Sergeant Pinchourself

by cls April 28, 2005

Hodge

To sneak up behind a couple in a theatre and punch them, then proceding to punch the male in the face multiple times and running off soon to be caught by security.

What? You only hit him once, a true hodge would hit him atleast 5-6 times.

by RichardHead II March 2, 2011

Phillip Hodge

The born name of hip hop artist thuggizzle.

My nigga thuggizzle real name phillip hodge.

by hood cred April 2, 2019