Zoie McKenna Parker

The baddest bitch

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares

by Zpower October 19, 2019

Zoie Jamrog

Zoie is a super cute, awsome person, sweet, funny, girl with a golden heart, and is an amazing gammer.

Boyfriend: Hey cutie want to play some games.
Zoie Jamrog: heck ya sexy, but go to warn you I'm super good at video games.

by Anthony_mcm January 14, 2013

zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022

Mya Zoie Wilden

doesn’t know the months of the year in order, spends most of her days crying over her ex, love a zoot, loves a fag. anything you can smoke basically. a massive p*sshead. she likes to do bits w people in bushes and knock turtle food everywhere

“yeah did you see that girl she’s so stupid and such a sket”
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant

by seshgod June 20, 2020

Dirty Zoie

A dirty zoie is when you make her eat you and then you kiss her transferring saliva.
Then after you spit it into her ear.

Yo bro i heard you and her did a dirty zoie last night.

by Hdh uhxhde May 21, 2020

Zoiee

Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone. Because her name is spelled in a unique way, she is also unique.

Guy 1 : Zoiee is so cool bro.
Guy 2 : She's so chill

by mransi246 November 12, 2018