yoga drunk

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.

Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!

by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011

Yogurt Night

n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.

Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz April 12, 2021

yogurt male

ian

ian is such a yogurt male

by phil hates ian September 29, 2021

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

by Cluero May 26, 2015

yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009