Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022

The Demonic Yank

A challenge taking place during the November month. It is where you masturbate a fellow mate's genitalia in front of an audience. A friend who is practicing the No Nut November challenge is the primary target.

I pulled off The Demonic Yank on Bryan, it was hilarious!

by TheThreeYankers October 2, 2021

yankeeshater

1. One who derives great pleasure in the failings of the New York Yankees and feels sickened by their successes; (2) the opposite of one who roots for the New York Yankees.

In Boston, almost everyone is a Red Sox fan and a Yankeeshater.

by Michael Moorby December 23, 2003

yankees suck

The favorite chant of red sox fans.

Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)

by Tragic Story February 27, 2004

yankee shot

A name for the navel sometimes used in the Southern United States; i.e., "where the Yankee shot you."

"His yankee shot is more of an outie than an innie."

by charalgo January 8, 2009

Yankee Denial

A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.

An average exchange:

Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"

Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"

Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"

Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."

Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"

Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"

Me - "Ugh..."

Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."

Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"

Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"

Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."

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by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011

East-Yank

Refers to an individual in Ireland who displays the accent and appearance of an American. Especially prevalent in the south suburbs of Dublin. Similar in meaning to "West-Brit".

That lad that got off the DART at Blackrock was a complete East-Yank, he was after sounding like a Californian, and everything he was wearing said "NYC" all over it.

by Turbosnow January 10, 2010