XBOX live

A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!

teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"

idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!

teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.

idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!

teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.

idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!

teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.

idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
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Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.
Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?
by HazzMa July 19, 2011
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A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat
*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie*

Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?"

Jenna: No thanks Im all good.

Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick*

Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*
by x3Jenna October 22, 2008
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A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.
Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3
by Jeremy Pipa October 27, 2008
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a hive of scum and villainy
"OH YEAH I KILLED YOU. TEA BAG TEA BAG!"
"I AM THE LORD OF XBOX LIVE!"
by grathom November 23, 2009
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A fast an easy way microsoft use to screw alot of xbox players which dont own a live, neither real or in the internet, and like to pay $60 a year for it.
Man 1: Today I will buy my 60 bucks membership to play online, Xbox Live.

Man 2: Thats so cool!
by belink1 January 11, 2010
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1. A great place to play friends,make new ones,and play other people around the world !!

2. A place were hundreds of white people can talk shit about black people. Knowing damn well that they won't call me a 'nigger', and say other racist jokes in my face. And if I ever say something about a white person, I'm a 'racists'.

lol..
xbox live.....
1. Me: Hey 'blank', good game. Send me a friend request !!!!
'blank' : Yea man, good game !!!

2. Me: Hey Brian, what did we do today in class !?
Brian: 'IDK' even know man, I was asleep!!

3. Me: Hey 'blank', shut the hell up and get a kill. DAMN!!
'Blank': Shut up, you fucking 'nigger'. Go pick some cotton for me !!!
Me: White people are so funny these days! Chill with the racists jokes, 'plz'
'Blank': You calling me a racists ?! You fucking 'porch monkey' !!

My 'gamertag' is..King904...holla bck.
by King904 May 07, 2006
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