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by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020
Get the Wooton mug.The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
Get the Wollongong handshake mug.A special and rare variant of cancer which makes the patient's head attract into wooden tables. The patients system can not defeat the cancer cells and the only way out is through giving up all internal and external functions by slamming its head onto the closest wooden table there is, with hope the patient becomes unconscious or dead, hoping they won't suffer through the torture of bearing this disease.
Doctor: I am afraid you have Woodonmagnetoma, the cancer has metastasized all over your brain and I am afraid you have 3 weeks to live
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
by NotSollitz July 5, 2022
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Get the felix wooton mug.Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.
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by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013
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