A special and rare variant of cancer which makes the patient's head attract into wooden tables. The patients system can not defeat the cancer cells and the only way out is through giving up all internal and external functions by slamming its head onto the closest wooden table there is, with hope the patient becomes unconscious or dead, hoping they won't suffer through the torture of bearing this disease.
Doctor: I am afraid you have Woodonmagnetoma, the cancer has metastasized all over your brain and I am afraid you have 3 weeks to live
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
by NotSollitz July 05, 2022
The father of all Sigma Male Chads. He is an impenetrable body of mass, which can often destroy his opponents using only one syllable word, and only if spoken at the correct wavelength and frequency/
Person 1:"Hey, isn't that Sollitz?"
Person 2:"Yeah, it's that nobhead of a bloke, Sollitz"
Sollitz:"CUM"
Person 1 & 2:*Spontaneously combust into ashes*
Person 2:"Yeah, it's that nobhead of a bloke, Sollitz"
Sollitz:"CUM"
Person 1 & 2:*Spontaneously combust into ashes*
by NotSollitz November 06, 2021
The Chad of all Chads, the Father of all Sigma Males. He is an impenetrable body of mass that can exterminate any body of life, just by saying a single word.
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Sollitz over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is a faggot"
Sollitz: "CUM"
Person 1 & 2: *Spontaneously combust into ashes*
Person 2: "Yeah, he is a faggot"
Sollitz: "CUM"
Person 1 & 2: *Spontaneously combust into ashes*
by NotSollitz November 07, 2021