A term Michigan State fans/students label anyone who cheers for the University of Michigan Wolverines because of their severe inferiority complex. They claim the term is only used against people who poke fun at MSU, but some now use the term completely unprovoked to question Wolverine fans/students on their affiliation with the school.
According to MSU fans/students, you're a "Walverine" if you fall under any one of the following categories:
1.) You are not from Michigan.
2.) You are from Michigan and have never attended college.
3.) You have attended college, but not at the University of Michigan.
4.) You have family members who went there, but you did not attend.
5.) You are a student as either an undergrad or grad at either one of U of M's two satellite campuses (Flint or Dearborn).
6.) You are an undergraduate student at U of M's main campus in Ann Arbor, but enrolled in something they deem "too easy" like LSA or Art.
7.) You are a graduate student, but not studying Engineering, Medicine, Law, etc.
8.) You're breathing and wearing the color blue.
According to MSU fans/students, you're a "Walverine" if you fall under any one of the following categories:
1.) You are not from Michigan.
2.) You are from Michigan and have never attended college.
3.) You have attended college, but not at the University of Michigan.
4.) You have family members who went there, but you did not attend.
5.) You are a student as either an undergrad or grad at either one of U of M's two satellite campuses (Flint or Dearborn).
6.) You are an undergraduate student at U of M's main campus in Ann Arbor, but enrolled in something they deem "too easy" like LSA or Art.
7.) You are a graduate student, but not studying Engineering, Medicine, Law, etc.
8.) You're breathing and wearing the color blue.
U of M Fan: Go Blue!
MSU Fan: Hey, where'd you go to school?
U of M Fan: CMU, why?
MSU Fan: HA! WALVERINE!
U of M Fan: Where did you go to school?
MSU Fan: Why MSU. Why everyone who cheers for MSU goes to MSU. Duh.
MSU Fan: Hey, where'd you go to school?
U of M Fan: CMU, why?
MSU Fan: HA! WALVERINE!
U of M Fan: Where did you go to school?
MSU Fan: Why MSU. Why everyone who cheers for MSU goes to MSU. Duh.
by harrybsack November 12, 2012
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He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
by splicelite1414 September 13, 2012
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A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)
Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron
by osu fan August 7, 2006
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Get the wolverine that ho mug.1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.
2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.
3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.
3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
1) That's one ugly wolverine!
2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'
3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!
2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'
3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!
by Academic Type January 13, 2005
Get the Wolverine mug.1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013
Get the wolverine mug.Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
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