Walverine

A term Michigan State fans/students label anyone who cheers for the University of Michigan Wolverines because of their severe inferiority complex. They claim the term is only used against people who poke fun at MSU, but some now use the term completely unprovoked to question Wolverine fans/students on their affiliation with the school.

According to MSU fans/students, you're a "Walverine" if you fall under any one of the following categories:

1.) You are not from Michigan.

2.) You are from Michigan and have never attended college.

3.) You have attended college, but not at the University of Michigan.

4.) You have family members who went there, but you did not attend.

5.) You are a student as either an undergrad or grad at either one of U of M's two satellite campuses (Flint or Dearborn).

6.) You are an undergraduate student at U of M's main campus in Ann Arbor, but enrolled in something they deem "too easy" like LSA or Art.

7.) You are a graduate student, but not studying Engineering, Medicine, Law, etc.

8.) You're breathing and wearing the color blue.

U of M Fan: Go Blue!

MSU Fan: Hey, where'd you go to school?

U of M Fan: CMU, why?

MSU Fan: HA! WALVERINE!

U of M Fan: Where did you go to school?

MSU Fan: Why MSU. Why everyone who cheers for MSU goes to MSU. Duh.

by harrybsack November 12, 2012

walzering

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

by forging ahead February 27, 2013

I'd take the wolverines

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

by probably pete December 19, 2006

Fucking, Wolverine.

Such a phrase should only be used when you cannot remember what you were originally talking about, and need time to think. Instead of saying "Ummm" or "Errr", you would say "Fucking..." Followed, after a slight pause, by "...Wolverine."

Phillip, to Ben; "Dude, I just had a thought! You look like Fucking, Wolverine."

Ben; "What?"

Phillip; "Fucking, that pirate guy from that film, you know the one."

by ph34r73h3viL August 31, 2009

wolverine

Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.

by Johnny SkunkaDu October 10, 2003

Wolverine Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Bronx Science for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as Wolverine eye because of the Bronx Science mascot, the Wolverine.

Dude who goes to Bronx Science: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to Bronx Science: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Wolverine Eye

by dsjfkn34531 November 18, 2018

Gay Wolverine

Some gay nigga with some long ass nails

This Gay Wolverine has some long ass fingernails

by spoon.exe May 28, 2018