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Wokecide

This is the destruction of a group or person by going too far left or too PC.
This party is going to die of Wokecide!
by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021
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Woke Twitter

To have the same views on sensitive subjects held by McDonalds and all the elites you are supposedly against but still consider yourself a rebel and believe you are in a movement for change and love and not just being used to destroy or replace something.

Often has high viewership and likes, many aggressive followers, and loves to use clapping hands. May or may not support violence when opposing views are considered Nazis by said elites or 'more woke' accounts.
Woke Twitter in Action

Person 1: Borders may in fact prevent some illegal immigration. And I do think there are racial differences in people....

Woke person 1: Borders are a mechanism to divide perceived racial groups based on hatred and must be removed for societies to thrive and prevention of separating children from families. It is also an egregious attack on the economy as infinity wage slave immigrants will be used to prop up our society through taxation. Race doesn't exist.

Woker Person 2: Supporting borders is akin to Adolf Hitler and Nazis in early stages wanting to separate the Jewish population from the German population. It is also the cause of many historical wars. It is a precursor to fascism and will only lead to violence. Immigration is about love and friendship, when a small group of immigrants attain a visible amount of power they should be lionized as the American dream so the rest of the immigrants don't realize they never will. Race doesn't exist and is contradictory to this and must be denied at all costs because knowledge of evolutionary traits and differences can cause conflict among races and is dangerous thought. Also I don't like white people.

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by John Nostalgia October 18, 2019
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Wokeademics

People who are allegedly educators who actually indoctrinate into leftist cultism.
The Wokeademics have declared math racist because their victimization mobs do not pass it.
by I, Wreckerrr April 1, 2021
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wokesplain

When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.
Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
by d3f1n3rz July 23, 2017
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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
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Get Woke Go Broke

Get Woke Go Broke is a phrase that applies to many companies, who choose good left media reputation over their actual consumers bringing in the money.
Examples:
When the creators of Battlefield 5 decided to add SJW agenda to their game, a massive amount of hate and disloyalty came back to them, including many gamers threatening not to buy the game.
When Disney started pleasing the left media for their new SW movies, they received backlash from their actual fans and viewers, who are the reason why the franchise is so successful in the first place.
I was going to buy the new BF5 game, but they unfortunately went broke because they were too woke.
Get Woke Go Broke
by ArousedByCats August 25, 2018
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Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 3, 2020
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