woofta

Generic british term originating in the 1970s, namely used when referring derogatorily to someone. Calling someone a woofta would suggest that they may be of homosexual preference.

He started hugging, kissing me and shouting like some sort of bloody woofta

by Pins March 12, 2005

Woat

Worst of all time. The epitome of terrible and bad. Note: this word is so powerful that while “worst” is absolute and inferred singular, multiple persons can be woats.

You are so bad at Rocket League. You are such a woat. What a save! NOT! You should be captain of the Rocket Woats club!

by Gearsguy May 24, 2019

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007

woyft

What's On Your Feet Today? meaning: what shoes are you wearing?

*Guy calls his friend*
Guy: 'Yo, WOYFT?'
Friend: ' Wearing my Nikes, what about you?'

by Tlacko September 14, 2017

wafting

whereafter farting in the general vicinity of another person you procede to wave the stank from your anus towards their face.

no example needed

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

wofte

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

by danmur May 28, 2006

wooftnanny

another word for 'cool' or 'wicked'
can also be used as an insult
or swearword

"Dude, that new shirt's totally wooftnanny"

"Fuck you, wooftnanny."

"Ah wooftnanny, I burnt myself with my straightners this morning!"

by HarheebearetSopheh June 5, 2009