Wittiot

Someone who's very smart, but does dumb things all the time.

Jason sure is bright, but sometimes he's a complete Wittiot.

by PRyan March 19, 2008

wittigence

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

by the deficit kid July 12, 2009

WittleOne

A girl who's small, cute, and acts innocent , but definitely knows how to abuse it in a flirtatious and seductive way. The girl that every man wants.

I spent the evening with my WittleOne last night.

by Draxxis December 11, 2011

Wittenberg

The calling of a legendary revolution for makind. A Beacon, a torch, a star, and a family with nothing to lose. However the world is theirs for the taking.

The story of the family of wittenberg

by The Warroir of metal March 9, 2019

Witter

verb: to use Twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet crap; over-using Twitter.

"Dat gal dem's tweeted 'bout her nail extension got mash up in the Waitrose checkout!"

"Cha, she does nuttin' but bare witter, truss."

by 0ad February 15, 2010

witticles

witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.

Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.

by answergirlanon April 12, 2009

Ludwig Wittgenstein

The greatest philosopher of the past Century and one of the most important philosophers in history.
A genius and a radical, his work challenged the foundations of logic, reason and most importantly language.
His only complete book, Tractatus Logico Philosophicus, is the most influential work of philosophical literature since Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Ludwig Wittgenstein is God

by starky January 5, 2009