Tweet-Watcher

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.

Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher

by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

by bj63 April 29, 2011

witheredproduction

A totally rad dude who loves canned corn and Withered Chica. Def one of my fav moots lol. Has an odd obsession with Ballora’s “Milkies”

“Did you hear about witheredproduction?”
“Yeah I heard he hit 14.8k followers on TikTok ”
“Wow that’s pretty rad”

by MyGlitchtrap May 18, 2022

Wither Head

When you ex a bottle of tabasco before giving someone a blowjob

Did you hear that Spencer gave Todd Wither Head yesterday. He is in hospital now.

by Breadslayer69 December 21, 2022

Pan watcher

Someone who watches other kissing.

I was snogging some tart last night and Higger was pan watching.

"Higger is a pan watcher"

by Paul_01_07 November 2, 2009