Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022

Colin Williamsburg

His characteristics bring out the best of him! He's kind, caring, so fucking hot, and makes people want to cream. I can't believe i can be able to say i know him personally. Colin is the best most beautiful and he is good in the bed :) so if you wanna have sex u can hit him up at 911 :)

Colin Williamsburg is the most fucking hot person i will ever know

by bob.com/po April 4, 2023

Williamsburn

Verb. To williamsburn. To unimaginatively pour scorn on a hipster, Brooklynite, or otherwise scrumptiously dressed individual. Also used to lazily mock situations, places where these people are likely to be found.

Me: Look at that guy. All he's missing is a set of bellows and an old-timey dive helmet. Other: Williamsburn! He has an anchor tattoo and dog. Get over yourself.

by princepaul3131 February 7, 2013

williamsburg cheugy

Styles or references that would be considered tacky or out of date to ultra hipster crowds, but seem perfectly normal or in style to a general audience

Did you see he wore a polo to that rave? Talk about Williamsburg cheugy.

by Amoskeag July 15, 2021

Williamsport, Pa

A medium-sized city in central Pennsylvania (10,000+ residents). In August, it's home to the LLWS and the population doubles for a few weeks while thousands of people tune in to ESPN to watch the games. The birthplace of Little League baseball, the sport that is usually the basis of every U.S. kids' childhood growing up.

"I played Little League baseball in my younger years."

"Really? Me too. I even went to the museum in Williamsport, Pa. It's pretty neat there, and if you go to one of the LLWS games, it's free!

by Robert Watson July 20, 2008

williamsport maryland

Williamsport Maryland is a trashy town full of rejects, druggies, meth heads, crack heads and much of the dirtiest places. You can find dirty needle and used condoms conveniently everywhere in a public setting. This druggie infested town has literally nothing to do but do drugs.

we have to go into Williamsport Maryland to get those drugs.

by kavnbg10 April 12, 2019

Williamsburged

to find oneself dumbstruck after wandering into a conversation with an otherwise inferior individual about their niche interest

etymology: inflected form of "Williamsburg," an area in Brooklyn, NY, and the place where one is most likely to experience this type of misfortune
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(12am, Friday: group arrives for a post-show get together at a loft where the host's roommate, a quiet, bespectacled loner, is watching TV)
Polite Guest: What are you watching?
Host's Roommate: Cartoons from the '40s.
Guest: (silence)
Roommate: (unwarranted feeling of superiority)
Guest (the next day among peers): Man, I got Williamsburged so hard last night...

by jchristian July 24, 2010