Kickem' Out Wide

girl opening her leggs for sex. "Spread and Ready"

You need to stop talking and Kickem' Out Wide

by Colin A Ware December 16, 2008

Eyes Wide Shut

When a person refuses to see something in plain view because of preconceived notions of what this something should look like. This frequently happens to naïve people.
In the movie of the same name, the title refers to sexuality, specifically to female sexuality, and a refusal of the protagonist to see that women can have both sexual fantasies (besides her primary partner) and substantial sex drive.

Conservatives and Liberals talk and look at one another with their eyes wide shut.

by One Uncommon Word July 19, 2017

wide putin

The greatest man alive. His walk is so greatly awesome it makes me feel cool.

Aubrey:have you seen that man?
Josh:oh yeah I have... He is such a wide putin.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 June 29, 2020

wierd gloves

1. Vasant's manly and chafed palm
2. euphemism for condom

He gave me a high five with his wierd gloves.
"Stay away from people who give you wierd gloves.

by mommyshortlegs September 28, 2021

Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

wide boi

Kylo Ren, but, EXTREMELY SWOLE. Mr Galaxy Wide

Look at WIDE BOI

by tiny little boy January 16, 2018

Wide Holer

A woman who has had many dicks inside of her so she can then have many in at same so me. The wide holers are even better after birth.

After me giving birth to you young child I shall have many more dicks inside of me all at once. I thank the Lord for him to put u inside my money making hole. As to now....I am indeed....A wide holer

by Snapothecoinboiiiz July 16, 2018