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fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
by Mama_G February 2, 2017
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alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.
I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004
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whinertia

the tendency of someone who's whining to keep complaining about their issues, even after they've passed the point of catharsis. therapists stay in buisness because of this property of human nature.
as soon as she brought up her ex, i could feel the whinertia taking effect.
by frere ubu January 14, 2008
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chode whisperer

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.
With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!
by Fishbucky June 8, 2009
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Honkey Whispering Pickaninny

If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!

A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!
Emmanuelle Louis was the best Honkey Whispering Pickaninny that ever graced a camera!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
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Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.
In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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