Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.
by phonicsthemonkey June 29, 2009
Get the Real Weasel mug.Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.
Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.
The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.
Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.
The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.
The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.
Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.
The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"
Mam: "Who is son????"
Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."
Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel
Mam: "Who is son????"
Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."
Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel
by duringthewar May 21, 2015
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by Max Power March 31, 2005
Get the church weasel mug.A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
Get the contract weasel mug.1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)
2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.
2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.
She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!
by JKRK13 May 3, 2005
Get the spice weasel mug.The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
Get the wesseled mug.When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”
Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
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