Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day

“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”

by AlanBooga February 3, 2022

Week of Repentance

The opposite of "Fuck the Server Owner

week" where the server owner can get payback for what people said to them.
(December 28nd - January 3rd)

User: "Fuck you"
Owner: "It's not fuck the server owner werk anymore, it's Week of Repentance so I'm gonna ban you now."
User: "Damn."

by DeezusFyckingChrist December 22, 2022

week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

2 Week Theory

The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!

Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."

-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory

by JaHi October 30, 2013

gentleman's week

A leisurely 3 day work or school week.

Since I was already leaving for the tropics on Friday, I elected to skirt my obligations on Thursday as well and call it a gentleman's week.

by Doctor Hate September 30, 2006

coma week

A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli

Steve and Dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.

by SellyOakRam March 21, 2010