Weedwaker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

GRAWR!!

My buddy always goes to the bathroom for a long time after we smoke. I can hear him jerking off.

What a fucking weedwaker.

by AkimboBimbo July 29, 2010

weedwhacker

A girl'a pussy that is overgrown and in need of a good trimming.

Damn, I did this weedwhacker last night!

by Baldie August 9, 2003

Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

by isuckbigtoes32 May 6, 2022

woodwacker

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.

Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker

by kid21 December 14, 2008

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.

last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009

The Weed Wacker

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.

Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker

by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015