webster's

A real dictionary with real definitions. Indescribably boring. Still not as popular as the Bible or the Beatles.

John Lennon never said "We're bigger than Webster's"

by The Rom September 3, 2003

webster

A cute little man. A "prettyboy" worker on a construction site or in a factory that is kept around because of his good looks and desirable little girl-like physique. The websters purpose is to act as the recipient of the aggression of the common workers and to act as a modern day peg boy.

Damn, the boss has me all stressed out. I think I'm gonna go pump a load into the webster during lunch break.

by The Man Himself 101 November 10, 2012

what's the word Webster?

1. A way of asking somebody how they are doing.
2. A question to determine the agenda for the night.

Friend1: What's the word Webster?

Friend2: Going to tha club to find some dirty girls.

by Fizzle Dance July 6, 2008

webster's

Second best to UrbanDictionary

Why use Websters when you've got UrbanDictionary

by monkeyJ September 30, 2003

Webster's Dictionary

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.

Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

by Luddz May 27, 2015

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007