Websturd

A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.

"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.

by JimTimH. June 29, 2016

Websturd

Strongly and solidly built network, interconnecting elements.

A person who creatively connects different elements to blend in a unique entity.

The 'web' means a network of elements, and 'sturd' is derived from 'sturdy' meaning strong and solid.

Mr. Daniel got his network connected through a Websturd.

by Webstorm March 12, 2022

Websterduck

The Websterduck is a humanoid species of duck that feeds off of the souls and emotions of others. They love plants, and only eat pages out of the Webster Dictionary in order to add to their vocabulary; in hopes to take over the world. However until then they are often found as bloggers, writers, fangirls, and other similarly related groups. They enjoy torturing fictional characters, dancing through life, and some very elite Webesterducks, like the master, enjoy the majestic music of the french horn.

Wooow. Brid is such a Websterduck. I can't believe I never noticed before.

by Awww Heck yes! December 1, 2014

websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

Websturbanized

When a word in Webster's Dictionary has been appropriated for another definition by Urban Dictionary before the definition or synonym listed in Webster's Dictionary.

Yo Bro, we submitted the word "hoe" to Urban Dictionary to to mean "bitch" before The Man Webster caught on. We done Websturbanized that shit! High Five!

by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

webturducken

“A chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a cow stuffed into a elephant stuffed into a whale!”

A: What did you have for thanksgiving?
B: We had turducken!
A: Hahaha, ſuckin’ hicks!!
B: And what did you have? Webturducken? Or did your mom eat the sperm whale alone again?
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by Evi1M4chine December 3, 2010

Webstur

A college student who is generally regarded as being of below average in intelligence, having no athletic ability. Usually rich white kids whose parents bought their way into college but they will never really have to work after they graduate.

Dude, you're failing at life, stop being such a Webstur.

by ghost_writer1 June 9, 2011