Wankiness

Generally being a douche bag

Wankiness: When your mate scores a goal in soccer (or something) then proceeds to do a back flip in front of everyone to show how cool he is.

by GGGGS May 4, 2013

wanky

wank:to masturbate.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.

you fuckin wanker!!
are you wankin in my underwear!?
whats this pile of wanky crap?

by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003

wankies

winking seductively while having sex

taffy liked wankies

by that smart asshole June 1, 2016

wanky

A very big dick

Yall don't wanna see da wanky.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

wanky

1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS

2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass

1.) I've got a big wanky!

2.) YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKY!

by georgeman February 26, 2003

wanky

hanky that u wank into a lot

"shit" mums only gone and washed my wanky,,, where can i empty my load now

by dvda March 29, 2004

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014