"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.
Dude, You totally practice wankerism"
"Dzie practices wankerism bro."
Dude, You totally practice wankerism"
"Dzie practices wankerism bro."
by PeachTree October 19, 2008
Get the Wankerismmug. 
The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.
by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011
Get the Wankerismmug. Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.
Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."
"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"
"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"
"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
by meconium_sandwich January 13, 2008
Get the wankermug. A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017
Get the Wankermug. by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
Get the Wankermug.