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Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances
Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
by Saggie nips December 19, 2017
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wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
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wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
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Wankers Whiplash

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005
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Wankers Doo

When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo
Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
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wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.
Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.
by CommieKras May 19, 2010
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Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.
See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.
by Vambo September 20, 2006
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