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shortened version of battlefield 1942, battlefield vietnam, battlefield 2 etc
oi, im gonna play some battlefield
by Aff September 28, 2005

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a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005

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a situation where the pubic hairs on a man become entangled around the penis causing it to become 'tied down' and cause great discomfort
sorry, ive got to rearrange my cock ive got gullivers and its killing me
by Aff September 28, 2005

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