Walter

A Germanic name that apparently means "commander of the army". Usually used for boys.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Walter White".

Pronounced as "Waltuh" by Mike Ehrmantraut (at least in a meme where he's the "kid named finger")
"Yo the new kid is cool. What's his name?"

"Walter"
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A person who discriminated against people using "🤎" instead of "❤️" even though the brown one is better
Walter is wrong
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Walters most likely brush their hair with a banana peel with lemon juice on the inside to make his hair extra blond and shiny. walters are virgos and highly dangerous if you say a dad joke. walters will never ever stop laughing smileing or being blond
why is that Walter so shiny and smells like lemon barf.
by Planed chad February 01, 2022
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Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.
He is only nice to girls, such a Walter.
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a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.

Especially useful in mixed company
"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."

"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."
by ratinacage May 07, 2009
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Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter
Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
by Fun Sized 18 October 05, 2013
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1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.

2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.
by BobJim March 19, 2014
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