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The 2008 word for awesome. Created by a simpleminder 13yearold. (See, Sneed)
Whoa, that is walrus.
Walrus by Jewtiful January 14, 2009
Adjective. To Walrus a person, they must be laying down either on their back or stomach. The action of "Walrusing" is to leap onto the victim, landing on your stomach. This is similar to a bellyflop... except onto a person.

It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.
"Me and Jen were laying on her bed when suddenly she walrused me! She laughed because I made a weird noise due to the lack of breathing that I could do."
Walrus by freepeople March 5, 2009
A much older male seeking physical and/or emotional relations of a more permanent nature with younger women.

When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
His mother is a Cougar, always preferring younger men. That older man is a Walrus, the younger the better for him, ( as long as they are of legal age )
Walrus by WishBone98 November 3, 2009
A cone that has been successfully stuck into a roof.

See also coning
I walrused the roof at Super A's cereal aisle.
You've been walrused!
walrus by I got no pants April 21, 2003
The area between the anus and the testicles. Is it part of the ass, or is it part of the sack?
Oooh, she just kicked him in the walrus!
Walrus by scottie ballz June 21, 2007
to flop onto the ground, usually a beach and lie there lazily
He's pulling a walrus on the beach.
Walrus by Verius November 4, 2009