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whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"
by Dean March 25, 2005
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google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result
If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.
by Big Wave Dave March 28, 2003
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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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wackington

Term used by damianluck925 aka.Fulcrum.
Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.
Fulcrum: They kicked me out! That's wackington.
by yodiefan November 3, 2022
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pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.
"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."
by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018
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Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.
"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."
by Real big ween June 8, 2018
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Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
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