Woodpecker

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.

Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.

by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022

Woody Woodpecker

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021

woodpecker sex

the of putting one's nose in a girl's vagina

"Noelle totally put her nose in Cindy's vagina."

"Yeah, that was total woodpecker sex"

by janicebuttknuckle February 19, 2010

Woodpecker

A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood

"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"

by Jookson910 September 15, 2018

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 4, 2003

woodpecker

When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.

Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup

by Patrick Gora October 9, 2006