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"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.

It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
Beautiful woman walks into the room
"Wool here!"
Everyone discretely looks over
by hardhatchatter June 21, 2012
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wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.
1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool
by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017
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wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!
Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”
by Smashatime December 21, 2017
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wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.
Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"
by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011
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wool slaying

A popular sport in the centre of Liverpool. Most popularly played in Ormskirk.

Wool slaying involves rounding up a bunch of wools and forcing them to fight to the death, using only toothbrushes. A gruesome sport that only the most scouse of Ormskirk are permitted to play. Anyone from the surrounded areas of Liverpool, such as Huyton, Bootle, etc, are instantly put to death for being "Pya wools"
Top scouse 1: Ey laa, wanna go down to Morrisons and do some wool slaying?
Top scouse 2: Ye sound laa, lets go buy some toothbrushes.
by Daniel Banner November 21, 2014
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wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.
Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!
by Paul Roux October 24, 2007
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wool pooh

A bitch that is a bear and it is nasty sassy boy named poo and he was a shit person
by Big motherfucker April 27, 2022
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