woodyard

The gateway between life time bliss and your eventual dimise. In India it is known to bring enlightenment to your confusing world.

Let a little bit of woodyard in your life and you will feel better.

by Chase Woodyard May 1, 2008

Wootarded

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

by Mrbloop September 28, 2018

woolard

Slut

Thats one busty woolard

by allwaysright April 6, 2015

Mike Woodward

One of a kind

Mike Woodward buys me roses and dinner, I wish every girl could have a guy as great as him.

by JennDDDDDDDDDDD October 28, 2010

Woodward

A word for someone who is extremely gay
Similar to fudge packer or poo pusher

That matt kid is such a woodward

by shappensd2 March 7, 2009

woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.

Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".

by Import Lover September 13, 2008

woodward

An easily frightened or intimidated person.

Did you see that email that Bob Woodward felt threatened by? That dude is such a Woodward.

by skullkrusher February 28, 2013