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Wellesley College

The best of the best. The top women's college in the US, shall I say more?

Wellesley is full of brilliant women out to change the world. Capable of attending the "ivies", these women are drawn to the nurturing environment.

Once a Wellesley woman, always a Wellesley woman. Notable alumni are Hilary Clinton and Albright.
130 years of women on top and still going.

The MIT and Harvard men fall head over heals when they see this women. Look out!
by Smartie04 May 9, 2005
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Wellesley Wait

Boston area drivers are known for acting as if they are the only ones on the road, but there is a phenomenon in Wellesley (a very affluent suburb) which I have dubbed the "Wellesley Wait."

Drivers from other parts of Massachusetts and especially from out-of-state should pay heed to the example if they have the chance to drive through this beautiful town.
You are driving along one of Wellesley's major streets, notably Route 135 (Great Plain Ave) and Route 16 (Washington St). A driver (sorry to say, it is almost always a female) of an expensive SUV or European Station Wagon comes to a complete stop at the end of a side street or long driveway (many of Wellesley's "driveways" are longer than actual streets) and common sense/consensus would indicate this means the driver will wait for you to pass and then pull on to the state highway.

But nooooooo. You are driving along at 30-40 mph; there is nobody behind you nor in front of you. Just as you approach the intersection/driveway, the Wellesley driver will obliviously pull out right in front of you and proceed at a cement mixer's pace.

I don't condone jack rabbit starts, but if you are going to cut somebody off in your "Limited edition" Jeep, Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW SUV, inevitably equipped with the optional V8 engine, or turbocharged Volvo or Audi station wagon, please try to get up to at least 25 mph within 30 seconds after causing a driver minding his/her own business to nearly rear-end your yuppiemobile due to a mixture of selfishness and sense of oblivion.

The offending "Wellesley Wait" driver is almost always yacking away on her cell phone, impervious to the world around her.

The worst intersection for this infraction is where Benvenue Street intersects with Route 135/Great Plain Ave.

If you come to this intersection and one of these drivers abruptly cuts you off at the last minute, don't waste your energy honking your horn or otherwise getting angry. Just be prepared to poke behind that BMW X5 or Volvo Cross Country at 20 mph until you reach Olin College; most of the time, the driver will FINALLY reach speeds of 35-40 mph.
by DFJD April 11, 2008
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Wells Fargo

A permanent training facility for incompetent tellers who will eat away at your money through countless unnecesary fees.

Commonly called "Wells Fuck-up"
"I just lost half of my paycheck to Wells Fargo fees."
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Wells Fargo

The epitome of corporate greed. Being sued by the City of Baltimore for predatory lending practices. One of the largest holders of properties in Cleveland, Ohio in 2007, 2008 (and on track in 2009) where their predatory practices have reduced $80,000 homes to $3,000 shacks in neighborhoods that have become blighted due to the bank’s neglect to even provide fundamental maintenance for the HUNDREDS of houses they now own. Received 25 BILLION in government assistance, yet still cannot answer the phone and refuses to even attempt to negotiate with home owners. Known to ACORN workers as one of the worst banks out there.
Wells Fargo, predatory lender specializing in destroying home values throughout the US.
by wells fargo worker March 3, 2009
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do a wellsey

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.
"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004
by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004
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dirty mr wells

a dirty mr wells is a bad teacher who wants to fuck all his students
' i don't like the dirty mr wells'.
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wellesley

1) A town in suburban Boston that is supposedly one of the richest in the country. On any given day walking down Central Street you'll come across 50 newly-wed 20-30 something blonde housewives with a stroller or a kid in her arms, doing the daily round in Talbots after parking her BWM in a sea of other BMWs while her husband is out working in Boston as a portfolio manager in some investment management firm.

2) An all-women's college in the aforementioned town that is populated by many talented and friendly people but under the guidance of a staff adamant about the benefits of a single-sex education. The least "lesbianized" college out the Seven Sisters (Smith, Bryn Mawr, etc.) Well-known for its fuck truck and for providing a constant source of wives for the preppy men in Harvard and the nerdy men in MIT since its inception. Not to be confused with Wesleyan.
1) You can't get any liquor in Wellesley except in like 3 restaurants.

2) MIT Frat Guy: Sorry this party is for 21 and over only.
Wellesley Girl: I'm from Wellesley.
MIT Frat Guy: Common in.
by blue zephyr February 15, 2005
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