Voluptuous Vulva Energy

The presence of mind when you know you're a bad bitch and you got it. It's not just a personality trait, it's a lifestyle. It is the feeling you get when you can walk into a room and be the hottest motherfucker in there with the confidence of a good-looking rich white boy. Anyone can have it but it is incomparable to BDE simply because this level of energy is on some higher plane.

Woah Alexa Demie has some MAD Voluptuous Vulva Energy.

by fjabz April 15, 2021

Aqua Vulva

An aftershave used by women after they finish shaving their "private area."

A man uses Aqua Velva after he shaves his face. A woman uses "Aqua Vulva" after she shaves her crotch.

by Nickel Man can't stop. April 5, 2011

poopy cunt vulva

a poopy cunt vuvla is used to refer to a female who is
a.) a slut
b.) a bitch
c.) a dirty skeezy whore

it is also used as a term of endearment among close friends

Miriam is such a poopy cunt vulva for sleeping with nancy's boyfriend.

Hey poopy cunt vuvla you look hot in that dress.

by DJ AlmondJoy May 1, 2009

Awkward Vulva

In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")

Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*

by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010

cleft of vulva

the most sacred and secret crevice of a woman

Because of intense fear of the monstrous headmaster, the high-school girl’s sacred and secret cleft of vulva got moist with perspiration.

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

Blue vulva

Having a man who can satisfy your sexual needs and doesn’t know how to take hints or verbal/ physical cues. Therefore. A woman isn’t ever satisfied enough to get an orgasm worth the effort of trying to sexually attempt to get off.. get new man..

She had blue vulva for 3 years.. she eventually moved on and found someone who could understand her needs to get a nut.

by Crazyleolove May 11, 2023

Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014