The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by markvw59 September 26, 2012
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by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012
Get the Adjusting the Volume mug.A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.
by PloskJ January 9, 2012
Get the Volume Cynicism mug.Volume Andy is a term used by Asmongold to describe a person in Twitch chat who complains that the video being watched on stream has low volume, so they ask the streamer to turn it up.
A: Can you turn up the news?
B: You're such a volume Andy.
2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.
B: You're such a volume Andy.
2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.
by dannyachy94 May 10, 2022
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It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.
It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.
In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.
by the1upDude August 22, 2011
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Get the volume knob mug.Roommate #1: *Speaking loudly to friend on the phone*
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."
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