Acid Volcano

Function: noun
1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal
2 : a vagina
3 : a stargate from which babies materialize
4 : an infectious abyss, the most acidic environment known to man

Honey, could you please plug up your acid volcano, as it is spewing everywhere.

Honey, your acid volcano is breathing everyone's air.

by Shell_shockkun April 5, 2010

Volde-Face

A serious/Sirius medical condition in which your nose slowly recedes into your face...

'Wow, that guy has Volde-Face. Gutted for him!'

by HPCrazy7 December 1, 2011

grumble volcano

When one person has diarrhea on another person's face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava.

I just had Mexican; can't wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

by ghostkilla696969 August 21, 2013

velda

A god like being with immense technical knowledge.

Only Velda could know so much about technology.

by Jessica May 5, 2003

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007

Vodafone

A shit mobile phone company whoring its unworthy wares like an eastern european prostitute.

Welcome to Vodafone. We have your bank details now, so be prepared to lose a lot of money.

by Captain Freedom August 3, 2003

Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.

Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014