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Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
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Vladimir Putin 

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

Vladimir Putin 

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.
Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
Vladimir Putin by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

Vladimir Putin 

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.
Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
Vladimir Putin by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

Vladimir Putin 

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.
Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”

Vladimir Putin 

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

Vladimir Putin 

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."