Suburban Viking

A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.

Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!

by the ex-Suburban Viking September 1, 2004

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

violin hickey

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

by firefliexx June 10, 2005

Vickina

The action in which one kills a unicorn with overly compulsive disorder.

"Yo did ya hear about the unicorn hunt yesterday?"

"Omg bruh, Fox pulled a Vickina!"
"Woah!"

by Fox Knight May 22, 2016

vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.

Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!

He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.

See also: Man-Crush

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

by TedStix June 29, 2010

World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011