sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003

Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.

"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."

by London Poison April 14, 2010

Verocity

Strong, loud, forward and impactful. Seemingly a cross between ferocity and velocity. First used by a certain string ensemble conductor.

During today’s rehearsal Sir Pail said to play with VEROCITY!!!

by woofsterns September 5, 2019

Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005