Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken December 23, 2015

vegansexual

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans

He is a vegansexual

by CloFri March 7, 2018

vegan penis

the yummiest thing alive

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?

by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019

Vegan Cat

A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.

Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.

by Centauri_ September 21, 2019

Batch of Vegan Brownies

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.

Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

by thescatman6586 April 5, 2010

Veganphobic

You probably came from ThatVeganTeacher's TikTok and tried to roast her but she limited her comments. So go ahead and roast her in the comments.

"Dear Teachers, Your job is to speak out against veganphobic behavior at school and on this app" -ThatVeganTeacher

by Memes101101 November 22, 2020

vedanshi

Very sweet and helping ...v sensitive in their personal life and fun loving

Vedanshi you are fun to be with

by Eks January 14, 2018