Vietnamese Veal

Another name for puppies
Describing the smell of an untrained house pet in the living room

Ex1
Man 1-Aww look at the cute puppy
Man 2-Dude awesome vietnamese veal

Ex2
Dude your house smells like vietnamese veal

hey c'mon yorkies are hard to train

by Uncle_ben June 27, 2011

veal flaps

Large freshy area the hangs off a woman's virgina.

Peel back the Veal Flaps and drive the Meat Bus home because Daddy's gotta cum.

by xxjjpxx September 15, 2003

daryl veal

u are a cock, simple as... and oh is ur mom pregnant well can i have me 50p back.... and tell her she crap!!!

freddy would have cumed in ur ass, make u scream for more coz u no u love the willy

by freddy lovers April 12, 2005

veal cutlets

the female genitalia aka LIPS!!

"Yo, that bitch had thick veal cutlets!!"

by execchef December 26, 2008

veale

a confused smelling individual who thinks he is a chick magnet and can take anyone out in a fight.

Veale...See Dirty Sanchez...see stumpler.....see Giant Douche

by G_Prime November 11, 2006

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

nation of veal calves

An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)

- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.

by Devon Null June 21, 2006